+2,449 Getting married to have sex is like getting on an airplane to have peanuts, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMAO!! This is my first genuine laugh of the morning; thanks xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

=] glad I could help!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It sucks that they don't serve peanuts on planes anymore though D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously??? Man I'm a lot less excited about going on a plane in a few months...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I recently rode JetBlue and SouthWest, and neither served peanuts. Just other "assorted snacks". I'm like where are the damn peanuts?! ):<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ugh I'm going on SouthWest! The peanuts were the best part of the flight!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmao. I feel you D: But if you have a whole 5 bucks to spare and want to get ripped off, buy some at one of the food places in the airport :P lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A few months I took a flight for a vacation, the flight there was coach and didn't have anything but a $10 sandwich =( not worth it. But I upgraded to 1st class and got mixed nuts on the way back FOR FREEE lol I guess that was worth the $40 upgrade =P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh damn, now thats a deal :D and MIXED nuts?! Lucky (;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I rode Southwest about a week ago, and a few weeks before that, and both times I got peanuts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For real? Then wtf?! That stewardess was lying to me -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry you had to ride peanutless... they were lightly salted too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, don't taunt me D;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Airtran gives pretzels and Biscoff Gourmet cookies. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe they only stop serving peanuts on flights with people that expressed they are allergic to peanuts? Like my grandpa is so allergic we can't even have it in the house when he's over, so a bunch of people chewing away on peanuts right next to him might not be good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I expected all the comments to be really serious, about sex and marriage, but nope, they're about peanuts x)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha people have their priorities XP

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmao omg yeah I just noticed that :o rofl.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i just want to love all the first comments and the whole easygoing-ness of this post :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And obvs mine, just cos its hilarious ;).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We got pretzels. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In my opinion that's an acceptable replacement, but for all you peanut lovers I guess not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I like 'em too, But it was my first plane ride nd I was looking forward to these wonderful peanuts everyone was talking about.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I rode a plane for first time a month ago. I was so excited for the peanuts. Then, they gave me pretzels. -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is from a Jeff Foxworthy routine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whoever voted down is dumb...cuz your correct

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I voted it down, why? Because the people who call out the originality of things are the ones most bitter for not thinking of it first. I honestly don't remember where I heard it. It just popped out of the archives in my brain this morning. Not my original thought.. but I beat Kel to it. =P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i flew first class on american and got burger, chips, and cookie... after the warmed mixed nut of course

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Warm mixed race nuts...yum. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Peanuts > pretzels

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Duh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:[ im waiting til marriage. :<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good, that's not the point. A lot of people (when brought up) make sex about marriage, but marriage isn't about sex. It's about a destination, and you get some tasty peanuts on the way ;P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you're saying we should get married for the peanuts. I couldn't agree more.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly what I was getting at. Spot on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I first read this yesterday I thought you were saying that waiting until marriage to have sex is pointless. Then I read it again today and realized you were saying that its ok to wait, but you shouldn't get married JUST for sex, like you shouldn't get on a plane JUST for peanuts. Nice post, I like it, it's true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks :) Waiting for marriage can be very special. But to me it's not the most special thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've never had peanuts! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

=( I sowwy.. it's nothing to be ashamed of.. lots of people haven't had.. er.. peanuts =)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually no don't listen to Danny California, it is something to be ashamed of, there is NO one on this earth that I know that has never had peanuts. I'm allergic to nuts and I still eat 'em. You should be ASHAMED of yourself for being so weird

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You love them nuts, dontcha? I'm more of a shaft man, myself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? I don't know what it is about nuts, but I just can't stay away :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, you can always go to a bar to get some for free.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

peanuts or sex?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Both, but probably not at the same time. Unless somebody's into that kind of thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not the same. Gotta be on a plane.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And free.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mile high club?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok this post is seriously GOLD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The font looks black to me...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is now diamonds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm on a horse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not worth it if you're allergic?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's still worth it, I puke every time I eat nuts and guess what, I still eat 'em!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, you don't have to use your mouth on the nuts if it makes you gag. A standard blowjob is fine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm all about quality, if that means throwing up a little, then be it. So long as the customers are satisfied ;]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Marriage isn't about sex, it's about the lack of sex. Also, this "Danny" guy sounds really sexy. Great name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well then, flying on a plane isn't about the peanuts; it's about the lack of peanuts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought it was about the snakes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, This post and all of this conversation makes me lose faith in humanity. There is nothing wrong with waiting till marriage to have sex. That's called self control and self respect.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure the post means getting married just so you can have sex...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You missed the point of the post. And while there is nothing wrong with waiting for marriage to have sex, it doesn't mean that the people who have sex before marriage don't have self respect.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know what you mean, but I think the post was saying that you shouldn't get married JUST for sex and that it should be about more than that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Theres always that one person who takes the post way to seriously, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You clearly missed the whole meaning of this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Elephants get married for the peanuts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.davius-maximus.net/images/elephant_sex.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude that's just a bonus. They probably eat peanuts during that too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or after, instead of smoking cigarettes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know what? I feel so bad for those less fortunate souls who are allergic to peanuts. I'd say that's rather unfair, and they should get a free snack on their flight that won't kill them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

in australia we used to get peanuts on our flights now we get macadamia nuts covered in weird spices, i miss the peanuts :( (this is on qantas btw)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love me some nice nuts....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im allergic to peanuts cries

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're allergic to peanuts crying?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

let me rephrase that i'm allergic to peanuts cries

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seems like everybody hates you for being allergic to peanuts. I feel your pain, I'm allergic to peanuts too. *Cries* XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Last time I had peanuts during a flight, I was glad... because peanuts can't get you pregnant

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha some people really like those peanuts. Don't judge!! :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i really like those tooten fried tobasco peanuts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is pretty irrelevant. When is the last time you heard someone say I'm get married JUST to have sex? A lot people have the opinion that sex should be enjoyed only WITHIN the confines of marriage, which is a completely legitimate opinion. Everyone knows that marriage is more than sex but it is an important part. It is the number two reason for divorce, after finances. Just like no one would say, hey let's take a flight so I can get some airplane peanuts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think Danny is trying to insinuate that people sit there and go, "Hey, wanna fuck? Best we get married first, though!" and run off to the altar, solely so they can bonk each other... Rather that people often rush into marriage because they're eager to have sex but don't truly wish to be married (yet, at least.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But they might say "I want some peanuts, let's take a flight as soon as we can afford it even though it might not be the best thing for us right now. Almost any young adult that has friends who are saving themselves for marriage will have a friend or two who gets married reallllly quickly and you know it's for the sex. I've got friends who have met, gotten married, and divorced within a year. What other reason is there to rush in?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But you still voted it up?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah but a peanut doesn't get your pregnant. On second though, I have been craving peanuts lately, but I want to wait for that SPECIAL peanut to come along before it enters MY mouth. It will be such a moment. No but in reality, I agree that getting married JUST for sex is weird. BUT, waiting to have sex until you are married is a different story and is fine. People a lot of times wish to have sex only within the confines of marriage because of religious or ethical values, or simply seeing sex as something more special and less casual. Something that requires a deeper connection, and at the least legal proof of some sort of commitment, because a promise and a song doesn't cut it anymore. Especially with all the "hit it and quit it" kind of guys floating around these days. So they want to get married, to get married, but in addition won't have sex outside of a marriage.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are right, that is a good reason to get married.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

marriage is MUCH more expensive

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like peanuts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like turtles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like Black people. I also like other races of people, like Klingons, but I don't hold any great preference amongst the races.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Best part about first class, warmed mixed nuts :) mmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOLOL you get sex when you're married? dare to dream, kiddo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A commited relationship with someone you love and want to spend the rest of your life with because you love them for who they are. Dare to dream. Anon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it was a joke about how as soon as you get married the sex stops. learn to not get so defensive, you uppity faggot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have taken your negative comment and turned it around on you like that. Me having such a positive outlook on the whole thing really just isn't fair. You were right, I was being completely defensive and uppity. Thank you for demonstrating a much more mature alternative to those characteristics. Anon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But in my defense, I really like peanuts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Screw the peanuts, I WANT MA SODA! :D Hooray for caffine and high frutose corn syrup.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, why do you get on planes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got a better one. Marrying a woman for sex is like buying a tiger for transportation. -Emo Philips

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why I buy all my tigers for sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago