+682 We all say "Sleep tight, Don't let the bed bugs bite!" like it's no big deal, but in reality if we saw a bed bug in our bed we'd probably scream/cry/piss ourselves, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, we'd probably leap out of the bed, thus preventing the bed bug from biting us. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but bedbugs are tiny and we'd probably not notice them. they could crawl up our nose while we sleep, too, or our mouth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Weird, just watched the king of queens episode today when they had bed bugs haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually, bed bugs are pretty much microscopic, and they come out at night and suck some of your blood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got bit by a scorpion once when I was asleep in my bed. Scared the crap out of me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago