+365 Why do we read nursery rhymes to our children when they're really very horrible? Such as Jack falling and cracking his skull open, innocent babies falling from treetops, and the old lady in the shoe who feeds her children broth and then whips them. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lets not forget the man who went to bed, bumped his head, and didnt wake up in the morning!! a.k.a died!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Humpty dumpty?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or goosey goosey gander who throws the man down the stairs :

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is the funniest thing ive ever read

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone that whips her children..? Wait, what??

by Anonymous 13 years ago