* knock, knock, knock *.... *looks through window*..." quick duck it's the Jahova Witnesses! amirite?

jehovah*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If that was a status I would like it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Heeeeeeeeey! I'm a Jehovahs Witness. And it's reeeeeeeeally annoying when we know you are home but you don't answer the door.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha, you're funny. =) 2 of my friends are Jehovah's Witness and they was telling me about this one time they went to this guy's door and he called the cops on them 0_o My friends were mad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's pretty rude.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love the lady that comes to our door! She's such a sweetheart, always asking how I'm doing in school and stuff. :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, don't duck. Answer the door naked with a baby in one hand and a knife in the other and say, "COME IN! THE SACRIFICE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Jehovah witnesses that come to my door are rather creepy and speak in a quiet voice. And they stare at me with their big dark eyes...the whole time...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The mormons are just as bad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha I do that with them, the people who want me to vote for things and the christians and catholics who want to come inside our house and read us the bible. It annoys me to no end. Plus it's annoying when people who are selling stuff won't go away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If your going to talk about JEHOVAH'S Witnesses. Please do take the time out to spell His(gods) name right. Thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You, Tinkbabyy, should probably capitalize God if your going to be particular with spelling and grammar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dont have to cap god b c atleast i know how to spell it. dont talk about someones religion if 1. You know nothing about it and 2. You cant even spell it right. Theres no point of me saying anything else about it. Like i said spell his name right if your gonna use it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well that's offensive. And it's spelled 'Jehovah'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh fuck the Jehovah witnesses. Read. You're a mom with type o blood. Your very successful son was coming home from an interview from an ivy league school when suddenly a drunk driver hits him. He is rushed to the hospital, in need of immediate blood. You, as the parent and jehovah witness, are going to say no? Your successful son, many friends, star quarterback, an excellent future and a girl he plans on asking for marriage? What kind of parent are you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you want to know why we dont except blood instead of insulting someone by saying "what kind of parent are you" you can NICELY ask. Its that simple. One question can open up alot of understanding.

by Anonymous 13 years ago