+328 You hate when teachers always have the same "witty" remarks, and use them over and over again, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Sorry Mrs. Berube!" "Not yet, but you will be."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Can I go to the bathroom?" "I don't know, can you?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FUCK THAT TEACHER

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Of course you have to study! How else will you learn things, through osmosis?!" seriously.png

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Mr. Young, this paper doesn't have a back side." "I know. I didn't think that you could handle it."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

any insult any student says ever "Your mom." :|

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"It's a graduated cylinder. Does that mean it's really smart?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*student says something witty* teacher: "Easy, killer."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Mrs. Youngs, what if (inster hypothetic question here)" "What if the sky turned purple and fell on your head!!!!" EVERY.SINGLE. TIME.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I once had to stay in the same class for two periods and the professor recounted the EXACT same story he had just told (facial expressions and all) to the new class... déjà vu to the highest power..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I recently heard a teacher use: "shut up, nobody likes you!" it was fucking awesome.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I heard one were the student complains "Why should I do this? This is lame." Teacher: "You're lame now do it."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My French teacher doesn't really like boys much, she even goes to the extent of saying God is a woman because "Only a woman could take care of the whole universe." So every time a person goes "Oh my God!" she says "Leave her out of it." It's so fricken annoying

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's awesome.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was... the first few times. Then it just became annoying

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Student Complains* Teacher: "Don't be bitter, be better!!" or *Student asks if they have to do something and they don't.* Teacher: "It's not necessary for your salvation."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

teacher: work smarter, not harder!! hehe student: stfu

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's my history teacher and she knows she does it too. She does it on purpose >.> *Male talking to female* Teacher: Anthony, she's not a piñata. Joke is - Stop hitting on her. Class: Har...ha.. har. Though it is funny because it makes the 2 feel awkward and that's always funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago