"Mrs. Youngs, what if (inster hypothetic question here)"
"What if the sky turned purple and fell on your head!!!!"
EVERY.SINGLE. TIME.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I once had to stay in the same class for two periods and the professor recounted the EXACT same story he had just told (facial expressions and all) to the new class...
déjà vu to the highest power..
by Anonymous12 years ago
I recently heard a teacher use: "shut up, nobody likes you!" it was fucking awesome.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I heard one were the student complains "Why should I do this? This is lame." Teacher: "You're lame now do it."
by Anonymous12 years ago
My French teacher doesn't really like boys much, she even goes to the extent of saying God is a woman because "Only a woman could take care of the whole universe."
So every time a person goes "Oh my God!" she says "Leave her out of it."
It's so fricken annoying
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's awesome.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It was... the first few times. Then it just became annoying
by Anonymous12 years ago
*Student Complains*
Teacher: "Don't be bitter, be better!!"
or
*Student asks if they have to do something and they don't.*
Teacher: "It's not necessary for your salvation."
by Anonymous12 years ago
teacher: work smarter, not harder!! hehe
student: stfu
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's my history teacher and she knows she does it too. She does it on purpose >.>
*Male talking to female*
Teacher: Anthony, she's not a piñata.
Joke is - Stop hitting on her.
Class: Har...ha.. har.
Though it is funny because it makes the 2 feel awkward and that's always funny.
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