+430 Why can Goofy (the dog) speak, but not Pluto (also a dog), amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because Goofy is a science experiment gone wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As are Mickey and Minnie and Donald and Daisy, and only Pluto is the normal, non-experimented-on animal?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because the Mickey Mouse world is a horrifying place where they keep their mentally challenged individuals as pets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because you touch yourself at night.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because fiction.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought Goofy was a cow. 0_o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought he was a walrus. ._.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wat

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought his teeth were some weird looking tusks. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its because pluto is brown. Im not even trying to be rude. Thats the reason.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always wondered this too... My friend told me Pluto was meant to represent disabled people when it was made and then they just stuck with that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago