+658 When shorts are wider than they are long, something, somewhere went terribly wrong, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. If there short shorts they have to be wider in order to be short.. Duhh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the mental image i got from this post was not pleasant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha me too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That totally rhymed. You should write offensive spoof poetry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shorts are supposed to b wider than long

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ever worn Bermuda shorts? The dress code at my school only allows "mid-thigh" shorts, so I guess they have to be longer than they are wide, I guess.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But that's in school rules. And I know bermudas r suppose to be like above you knees but when they're real shorts. Like short shorts they're suppose to be wider

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seeing as you wear short shorts around your hips and a normal width for hips would be around 35", they're bound to be wider than long....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be circumference, which is not the same as width.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my first thought was not girls wearing short shorts, but fat people. I think OP means how wide they look from the front, not hip circumference though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's called OBESITY my friends. Don't let it happen to you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago