Long ago, in the ages of mythology, there was a farmer. This farmer was the first person to milk an animal. He was so proud of this new liquid, he went to show it to the gods. Sadly, as he was just about to hand it to them, it fell to the ground. All the gods were extremely disappointed...

+654 Long ago, in the ages of mythology, there was a farmer. This farmer was the first person to milk an animal. He was so proud of this new liquid, he went to show it to the gods. Sadly, as he was just about to hand it to them, it fell to the ground. All the gods were extremely disappointed. Athena, Poseidon, Hades and all the others were in tears. But there was no Zeus crying over spilt milk... amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Brilliant. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Brilliant. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

.__. Zeus= Use? Depends on how you try and pronounce it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok this was just unnecessarily long and stupid... Zeus=Use? -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh go away noone forced you to read it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, first of all, he would die instantly if he tried to look upon the gods. Second of all, what the fuck was he doing when he found out he could milk an animal???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well someone had to :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago