+841 If hips could talk, shakira could be the next abraham lincoln, because her hips don't lie, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but 3OH!3 said hips CAN talk in the song 'Don't Trust Me' :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How has no one caught this yet? It was GEORGE WASHINGTON who is in the story about the cherry tree and never telling a lie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

have you seen that geico commercial? they are both famous for not telling lies

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never heard of Honest Abe, who walked multiple miles to return a penny that somebody left behind?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lincoln's nickname was Honest Abe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More like Baberaham Lincoln, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you fucktard. washington could not lie that he cut down the cherry tree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago