Sporks - 50% spoon, 50% fork, 100% useless, amirite?

Tell that to KFC. 'MERICA!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I know my math skills aren't very good, but that equals 200%. thats impossible

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It means that when they come together they become useless.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Makes me think of that song "...and 100% reason to remember the name".

by Anonymous 11 years ago

10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and a 100% reason to rembrr the name. The song also means that all those things are points about the band, and they are collectively a good reason to remember their name.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's the one! When justsuper was talking about sporks adding up to 200%, that's what people were saying about Fort Minor's song, which is why I thought of it. I like the song.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

They aren't completely useless. I would agree that they can be a lot less useful than having both a whole spoon and fork, but sporks are still fairly useful.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

They were a great idea in theory, but just never worked too well. The problem arises when you have to have long enough tines to stab food, but they can't be too long or you lose spoon-effectiveness. And I'd say that majority of sporks are about 80% spoon, 20% fork.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Why does everyone diss the spork? SPORK LOVERS UNITE

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You can't replace a fork because it's always used except in Asian cuisine. A better idea would have been a spife, or a spoon with a serrated edge. The knife and spoon are never used together, but are alternately used in combination with a fork.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Don't they have a spork that's also part knife? Like a sporife?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's called a foon.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Tbh they just look like fat forks...

by Anonymous 11 years ago