+291 The perfect job for pedophiles is working at DisneyWorld as a costumed character, (Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, etc.) amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Except they are ban from places like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obviously this post refers to pedophiles who haven't been convicted. It's not like you'd include that on a resume or something. "Interests: Reading, long walks on the beach, jacking off to child porn."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...you're not supposed to include that? I've been wondering why nobody will hire me... hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It might be your bad breath :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YOU'RE HAVING A STROKE? I'LL CALL 911 RIGHT NOW.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You've just ruined a perfectly good emoticon for no good reason. I hope you're proud of yourself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've been the Easter bunny at a country club for the past two years. I love every minute of it. ;D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Once I was at Disney Land and saw Mickey Mouse, and he had a boner.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just 3 more loves, guys.

by Anonymous 12 years ago