+529 "I see," said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see what you did there

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I see" said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw his deaf and dumb wife in the dark.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I see" said the blind man to his deaf son

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Supposed to be a blind carpenter

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As his Peg legged wife stuck her leg out the window to check for rain while she called her deaf child to dinner

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The way I heard it was "I see" said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see said the blind man, to his deaf friend

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One bright morning in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other. Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. I win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You won until you said you win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know. But I tried..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Troll. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha you got me until the end!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my grandma taught me that. when i saw it was in that horror movie i was like "i knew that rhyme before that!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see said the blind man to the deaf man over the disconnected phone line

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife, and he took a hammer and saw.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I see" says the blind man as he picked up his cane and started to walk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always heard it this way. I think adding something like "to his deaf wife" just is taking it too far.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ice cream

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont get it :( i've never heard this before

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dad says this ALL. THE. TIME.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife who held her peg leg out the window to see if it was raining. Stepping outside he picked up his hammer and saw..peeing into the wind he said...it all seems to be coming back to me now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago