+345 "I see" said the blind man to his deaf wife. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"...sitting at the corner of the round table.". Thats how the rest goes :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I voted "no" because it goes "'I see,' said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

""I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he stuck his wooden leg out the door to check if it was raining..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmao why would anyone stick their leg out the door to see if it was raining?? haha jk, i get it, its just kinda weird :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i thought it was 'i see' said the blind man, 'so i hear', said the deaf man, 'you're both liars' said the dumb man, so the man with no legs got up and walked away

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So if we combine all of these together, it goes a little like this. "I see" said the blind man to his deaf wife, as he picked up his hammer and saw from the corner of the round table which happened to be next to the door, so that he could stick his leg out the door to see if it was raining, all while the deaf wife said 'I hear", the dumb man said "You're both liars" and the man with no legs got up and walked away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i see said the blind man and the guy with no legs got up and walked away

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I see, said the blind man. Liar, said the deaf man, and the man with no legs got up and walked away.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I see said the blind man, although he couldn't see at all. You're a liar said the dummy and the man with no legs walked away in disgust.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I remembered this one, from my childhood: One dark day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise and came and found the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie that's true just ask the blind man he saw it too.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I see said the blind man to his deaf dog

by Anonymous 3 years ago