+212 Chuck Norris isn't nearly as badass as everyone makes him seem. If he was he would have been cast in the Expendables, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But Chuck Norris isn't expendable. If they sent him on a suicide mission, it wouldn't be a suicide mission.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe he is too old to be a tough guy as he was in younger years

by Anonymous 7 years ago

I can't help but agree to this post, but I never said he was more badass than John J. Fuckin' Rambo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rambo is a fucking GOD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes!!! I love you. haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no way, chuck norris isn't in that movie simply because he's too badass. everyone else was expendable in comparison, hence the title.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No one would want to see a 45 second movie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dumb joke is dumb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Vin Diesel didn't get cast either, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YYA! This whole you being right all the time is getting old. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You said I wasn't right all the time. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You aren't. It still pisses me off where you are though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's better than you being wrong though. y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two words: Tonight. You.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am completely okay with this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know what I'm talking about?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do I?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know. Are the only three words you know ball, good... and rape?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now you're kind of losing me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You just failed that test. Watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Hand Banana then get back to me. Do. It.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The whole episode, huh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not even. Just enough so you get my point. That point being: Tonight. You.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're going to murder me?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FFS Rocky. I'm going to rape you tonight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, even better. "Why don't you go home and lie down for awhile?" "Mmm. Face-down." hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hello to the max.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

JEOMK

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good, my plan is coming along swimmingly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How dare you say such things. Blasphemer!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was thinking the same thing when I saw the trailer

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are so right. Chuck Norris is also a huge creep. HE MARRIED AN EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRL PEOPLE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like someone above me said: If you sent Chuck Norris on a suicide mission... It wouldn't be a suicide mission.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If chuck norris was in the expendables, the movie would explode from high levels of awesomeness.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if he were on there it would be a 14 second clip not a movie

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chuck norris is so badass when they asked him to be in the movie, he was insulted and round house kicked the director in the face.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh SNAP!

by Anonymous 13 years ago