+416 Spread your wings, not your legs, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One: You can't fly so don't try. Two: If you can do something why should you limit your ability to do so? Three: One gives you death by trying, the other could give life -if you choose so-. And Four (a note to myself): Semi colons are a bad thing so don't; try; using; them; in; sentences.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Dr. Cookenboo): Semi colons are a bad thing? Why? They are a perfectly acceptable means of connecting two related but short sentences. Spread your legs, who cares about wings.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just find them a special hassle. What's wrong with a normal colon? What'd he do wrong?

by Anonymous 13 years ago