Why do black people go to the beach? They are already tanned. amirite?

Its sounds mean, but it is true. Im not saying all of them. 85% percent of black population can't swim. Thats a fact. My teacher told me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Teachers are liars, unfortunately, I found that out AFTER I left school.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Source? Here's one with 60% of kids, but show us that 85%. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24411271/@390946 (Anonymous):

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew someone who had a teacher that pulled random statistics out of the air. She told the class " one third of the girls in here will be raped" Teachers are NOT always right. There was also once a sub at my school who was racist. It was a real problem :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does this count for black-asians because im a competitive swimmer for school :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To have fun....?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

really? who homeposted this shit?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To have fun maybe? This seriously one of the most racist posts on this website.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why do white people play sports? It's not like they're any good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not helping the matter any -- there's no need to fight fire with fire...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If by sports u mean basketball than u r right.

by Anonymous 9 years ago

this is plain retarded. Don't ask bs questions on this site.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is it just me or did this post used to say "and they can't swim"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow. It can't possibly be to enjoy themselves. Not eventhing has to be about getting skin cancer. You my friend are a loser. Go do something productive and non-racist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its a joke :P Some people need a sense of humor. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some people need to learn to not be insensitive bitchs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You need to lighten up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No she doesn't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am plenty light, but I prefere to enjoy myself with things tha aren't offesvie to people. Just because it is a joke doesn't mean it can't hurt someone. It is a cruel joke. Try something cleaner, like Comedy Sportz. I couldn't stop laughing, yet there were no racist, sexist, religion, or crude jokes. Just a heap of random hilarity. Really: Thanks! Not many people would deffend random strangers. But you are one of those special people who would.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my God, this is like so freaking mean, yeah I'm white. You fucking racist. I hate you. @JennaGee, WTF, shut up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(:)): It's called sarcasm, my friend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP. You = fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh cuz no one goes to the beach for fun. pssh. that's so racist. it's totally rude. and idc if it was meant as a joke, it wasn't funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously? There are other reasons to go to the beach than tan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ur a racest bitch

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that person is right you are a racest bitch im black and im a good swimmer and i live on a beach in tampa bay florida

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IF you go to the beach only to get a tan, you are one sad mothafucker.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol its funny. Lighten up. Sterotypes are funny. I'm white, my cousin (by marriage) is black. He said this was funny. Get a sense of humor and don't be so tight assed. I also laughed at the joke about white people not being able to play sports up a bit in these comments. Come on people. Laugh. Don't cause tension.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(:)): You....are dumb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(:)): Stereotypes cause more grief than laughter. They are not funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha people cannot take a joke anymore but black people do get darker (i remember a black friend saying they were going to the beach and getting tan- what she meant was getting darker)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As a black person I have come to bring the truth. Despite popular belief...black people have not reached maximum darkness capacity. I actually have a bit of a tan right now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im mixed between black and white. i get that alot, people ask if i get tan. FUCK YEAH. i get tan. black people get tan. beaches aren't only for tanning. black people are able to go to the beach and swim. duh. although, this is funny. but yeah..chill man.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a dark-skinned black person. At some point you gotta say "Fuck a tan...I'm just getting blacker." Lol, and there is nothing wrong with that. But about this post: um, well...I just find it gay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@A; and you... Are ignorant. What makes me dumb?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Moo!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you know, that for some reason people go to the beach to swim, talk, eat, read, nap, or take a walk? Not everyone is obsessed with tanning. But even black people can tan, I'm black and I can tan, and I can swim.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im black and I can swim very well. You, my friend, are doomed to a life of stupidity if you believe every little thing your teacher tells you. Kthnxbye

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sterotypes are there for a reason. If they weren't proven time and time again they wouldn't be there would they. Instead of being uptight and sensitive about them, laugh. Break the tension. Get over it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who said that they needed to tan? (;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

believe it or not we do tan lmfao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's obvious this was made for a racist outburst...but the goal was to get tuns off comments an she/he got wat they wanted, smh

by Anonymous 12 years ago