+478 Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stole from jim gaffighan or whatever

by Anonymous 13 years ago

JIM GAFFIGHAN!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well yeah, but you could say the same for someone putting apples in a cake. :P Then again, there probably is an apple cake out there somewhere.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I LOVE PIE! Give me birthday pie any day of the week..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Way to steal something someone else said.......jim gaffigan

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You never see a hot girl jump out of a pie. "I'm here!" "... Go take a shower."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

pie is better

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jim gaffigan stealerrr

by Anonymous 13 years ago