+1,201 Why can't flies or cockroaches be endangered species instead of dolphins and lions, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

because then we wouldn't be allowed to kill them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought about that, then realized that they were endangered, so there wouldn't be very many.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't know, bugs always seem to find me even if they leave everyone else in the general vicinity alone, i like being able to kill them :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, bees are endangered...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a bad thing. Bees = honey Unlike flies, they leave you alone as long as you don't go near their flowers. They're frankly kind of cute. Did you know that if bees went extinct, the world will explode? Source: the back of the pint of Haagen-Dazs that's been lying on my floor since May.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, yeah, I know. "Honeybees are responsible for up to 30% of food in the U.S. diet that relies on pollination."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

y dont u breed a fucking bee if u need them soo much dikhed

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Because, stupid. Everyone has killed of lions. And flies can breed so fast, even if we kill some it wont make a difference. Whereas, very stupid ppl, like to hunt endangered species for game. Cos theyre fucking retards.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't flies and cockroaches have a million babies? Even so, flies feel disgusting and roaches make me batshit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget wasps!

by Anonymous 12 years ago