+194 If you fail your driver's test for driving on the wrong side of the road, you should not be allowed to retake the test for at least a year, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If that were true, Spongebob wouldn't have nearly as many chances to try.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Change "year" to "beer". Proceed to drink beer. Blatantly confess repressed memories to nearest proprietor of alcohol. Pass out. Wake up next to Bruce, a pudgy octogenarion wearing assless leather chaps. Sneak out of motel room before Bruce wakes up. Join AA.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's actually how I failed it the first time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago