+100 If the bathroom door is closed and the light is on, you knock. Even when you're home alone. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This reminds me of the worlds shortest horror story: "The last person in the world was sitting in a room. Then he heard a knock"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And then wonder what I expected to do if someone actually answered. At least whoever the hell is in my house would give me brownie points for being polite.

by Anonymous 11 years ago