+147 Cigarettes are just a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I love smoking. Not only does it help kill me a little bit each time, but it kills your air and everybody elses air.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plenty of the world's smartest people have smoked.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This is true. I have never been known to be an intelligent man.

by Anonymous 11 years ago