+503 It's a good thing the procreation of the human species doesn't rely on female orgasms, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

it kind of does, doesn't it? Females cannot release eggs without having orgasms like men cannot release sperm without orgasms.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you seriously believe that?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Do you see a hashtag for sarcasm? ...OH SHOOT I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

At first I was like "da fuck" and then I realized it was Chauncey being a smartass

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Every time my period makes me release an egg, I have an orgasm. Good stuff.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The period comes a few days after ovulation. #Science Nazi

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I know, I went through sex ed and all that jazz.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

*jizz

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And a few days after, as that is when a new egg is released.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/83187

by Anonymous 11 years ago

^^^*facepalm* I really hope that was a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

good use of the reply feature ono

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't even know what he's referring to. THe post or some comment?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

look at when the comment was made. it didn't exist in 2010 you newfag. waste your time if you're gonna comment do at least put some input in. btw. that would make it so all us guys would start training to have sex in two minutes so she'd never get the chance to lol

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Nigga you only joined two months before me

by Anonymous 11 years ago

yeah. joined. I was on the site for quite some time beforehand

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Which automatically makes you better than everyone else. How did they not know this?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Im not saying Im better. Im saying he shouldn't be such a douche about someone not using the reply feature, being as it didn't exist then.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Then say that. You don't have to act like you own the place just because you're not a "newfag"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Im not acting like i own the place. now i ask you kindly, shut the fuck up.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yes, sir! Anything you say.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

They actually used to think that it did back in the 1700s or the 1800s.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Guys with short fuses must have been considered walking, talking, birth control.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Fewer kids and happier women. How do you consider that a bad thing?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Humans have almost died out multiple times. If it wasn't for knocking women up being as easy as it was, we would not exist.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Accidental learning :')

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Again, not a bad thing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It doesn't?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbeR6uYxU50&feature=related

by Anonymous 11 years ago

ono

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hahaha I wouldn't know ;)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

get it? cuz you could take this as they always have them. or you could take it the realistic way, that im still a boy in the eyes of society.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm going to choose to take it to mean you have literally no idea what is going on right now.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

How so? I made a joke on how id never make a girl orgasm. Simply making fun at myself

by Anonymous 11 years ago

are jokes supposed to be funny?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

only if i were good at making them

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I read that as "organs" at first. I was very confused...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'd object you, but the only males that give birth, are male sea horses and you said human species so yeah, true dat homie.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Male seahorses don't even give birth anyways. The female lays eggs, and the male stores them in a pouch-like thing in his skin. The only come out after the eggs hatch, so it looks like the male is giving birth.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh... //My Gym Partner's A Monkey// lied to me...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Actually men don't have to have orgasms. There are times when a man can ejaculate without the feeling of an orgasm.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

ha!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The funny thing is that bitches jizzing is actually an evolutionary accident because da bitch's clit is actually an undeveloped weiner.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or maybe a guy's penis is just an overdeveloped clit?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well, I suppose it is. I mean, all males are females at some point because egg cells themselves are female.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

When a woman has an orgasm, muscles in her vagina contract,directing the sperm cells to the back of the vagina and to the cervix etc. So yes, the female orgasm, if not 100% percent needed for conception, aids in fertilization. (for the record, guys don't *have to have an orgasm either)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I got thinking what female sex would be like without ever having an orgasm. Life would be extremely anticlimatic. ;)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

ohno...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Then again, maybe if they did then a) there'd be fewer humans (not a bad thing) and b) the offspring that we DID have, would be more kind, caring and attentive to other's needs.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I fail to see how b relates to fewer humans.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Fewer humans means more resources, which means less poverty.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And that means caring and attentive humans?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It means that men who want to procreate have to be more caring and attentive to ensure their female partners reach orgasm.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or he could just fuck the shit out of her. It works both ways.

by Anonymous 11 years ago