+521 New Year's is awesome because you get to say "I haven't showered since last year", and not be ashamed, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

MLIA, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Especially if you really didn't shower for a year :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or say "I haven't slept for a year"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and people around you laugh at your joke because they're buzzed on champagne and you feel clever and original when 12 year olds around the world are making the same joke

by Anonymous 12 years ago