Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?

Hahahaha YES

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice Penis. Sorry about the STD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice STD. Sorry about the pregnancy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice pregnancy. Sorry about Child Care.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice Child Care. Sorry about the crazed baby-killed maniac, and the price of a child's funeral nowadays.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice funeral bill, sorry about the divorce.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice divorce. Sorry about you losing the house and car because the judge was a woman and sided with your wife.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice chain. Sorry about the c-c-c-combo breaker!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

same here :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's because when guys have big cars it's usually to make up for something they're lacking

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it. Is it supposed to be a joke about the recent decrease in virility among men that has been linked to pollution?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To dumb it down for you. Usually the bigger your car, the smaller your dick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh haha, thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The smaller your car the bigger your penis?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I was wondering why I am only able to drive golf carts! It must be anatomically impossible for me to drive anything else!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I drive a smart car. Those are just a bit smaller than golf carts

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except Asians?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If a smaller car equals a bigger dick, then do little kids who ride in those very small play cars have huge dicks? Or is the size of your body factored in?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(myprofile):I was about to comment about the size of my car. Then I remembered I'm a girl...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice monster-truck. Sorry about your... wait... where the hell did it go?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does this mean all girls should drive monster-trucks/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does this mean all girls who drive smart cars have large penises? No, because I didn't say that monster truck drivers were girls. I just said that monster truck drivers have microscopic penises, which isn't the same as non-existent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...It was a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a monster truck driver, and what is this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ALLLLL the women don't get it! XDDD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wtf? Are you dumb. Yes we get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i like that the same number is up on your comment as is down on his

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhh i'm a girl and i LOL'ed when i read this!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's just that women don't usually understand the man's anatomy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If we don't understand it, stop asking us to suck it on the first date.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now THAT'S not right. Not all men are like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And not all women are incompetent enough to misunderstand a "big car = tiny penis" joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, it's a very little known joke to all the women I meet. I wasn't implying that it was just the women on here. I was referring to all the women I know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You must know some stupid ass women.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whats a penis :D?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hey, I wouldn't be saying anything while half of the male population can't seem to find the G-spot or the clit. just pointing that out there....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think we all know what a penis is. It's really not that big of a mystery.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ignore that kid he's probably about twelve and doesn't know what it is

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahaha nice one. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that joke got so old after...oh wait it was never funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I GUESS YOU'RE A LITTLE RICH?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@391243: your penis is probably small.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yours is smaller. Yours is so small, you could fuck a cheerio!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Boo Ross... I thought you were a little more creative than that. Like, "Your penis is so small, you have to do it doggie with an ant" or or "Your penis is so small, girls use it as a tooth pick" or SOMETHING. That was weak, bro-deo. Bro-ss. Bro-ssman due. Take that weak shit home!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bro-ssauce!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

awkward... my dad has a hummer...... ew

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well.... I mean... if you're here.... then I guess it can't be THAT bad of a problem....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Adoption is an option.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That rhymes so it automatically means it's true

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a STUPID POTD :[

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a STUPID COMMENT :[

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a STUPID name :[

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a STUPID responce

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a STUPID way to make a comment on this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a STUPID reason to reply

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a STUPID response to keep the conversation going.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a STUPID response response to keep this conversation going

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a STUPID way to end a conversation

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a STUPID fail at trying to end this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a STUPID attempt to carry it on

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a STUPID way to try to carry it on even further

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a STUPID person i am

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHAT A STUPID COMBO BREAKER!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That wasn't exactly a combo breaker, as it started in "What a stupid--" I broke it, bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One: you're doing it wrong! Two:It's over so you failed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Touche.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Response**

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is this fuckery?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fuckery

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This logic is flawed. Have you seen how small Asians' cars are?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I drive a durango :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry about your penis, then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No need to be anonymous. I'm aware of my baby sized penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom's boyfriend recently bought this huge-ass hummer. He has been so cocky about it. He almost ran over a dude crossing the road just so he could act "cool"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, cocky.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What would we do without penis humour.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tell him this isn't a video game you can't jhust run people over

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At first I thought this was about Justin Bieber.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would it be about Justin Bieber?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls don't have penises.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More like super gay

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Super troll): They don't!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

everyone knows that their balls are INSIDE the vagina. duh... oh, hey wait a minute!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At first I thought you were fun- oh. Just kidding. You were never funny, I must have mistaken you for someone with a life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm actually a fan of Justin's. You can accuse me of that, even though you dont know me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want this bumper sticker!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dad collects little toy cars. Does this mean... D: Ew.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he mightr have a huge dick

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BRILLIANT!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some women would rather use the electric cars. If you get what I'm sayin'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

O.o I thought this said hammer for a minute there

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ouch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But what about the people who drive monster trucks? Or tank operators? Oh shit...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, I think this is the 5th time I've seen a POTD by BreakfastFan

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only the 5th? Welcome to amirite, newcomer

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe it's because his posts are good! Nah, that can't be it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Moped

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have now acquired a fear of clowns >_<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't wait to say this to the douchebags on campus who drive Hummers and the like. Porshes work too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Porsches*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my bad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I walk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, the ground is pretty big...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I drive a segway

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but if you drive one, no matter how big your dick is, you're still not getting laid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So if my new boyfriend drives a limo...hold on, I need to make a phonecall.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I drive a horse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your sexual partner has disconnected.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm on a horse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm riding a horse backwards.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i drive a prius, more miles per gallon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The plural of prius is prii.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet you I'll have to type that in a few seconds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not gonna lie, this took me a while to understand. lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not saying you're gay if you don't drive a Hummer, but if you don't, you probably like to pleasure other men.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a clown. I drive a miniature clown bike... hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If someone somehow managed to drive a penis, then what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

3/4 of the men in my family drive a truck and a small car...paradox or middle ground?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dad has 3 cars of varying sizes. Does that mean he has three dicks that are all different lengths?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes,yes it does. Are you proud?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I refuse to give it any further thought.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

>implying everyone who drives a hummer has a small dick

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess guys with those tiny smart cars...have something to be proud of. XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys, I ride an elephant to school

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I drive an automobile.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I first read this post, I was friends with this guy who owned a Hummer and I always wondered if this was true. Just recently, things happened between me and him. Let me just say...YYA

by Anonymous 11 years ago