+519 Toast always falls butter side down and cats always fall on their feet. If u buttered the back of a cat which side would it land on? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The left side. Duh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

unless the cats name is toast, this scenario is irrelevant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It depends on how high the cat is falling from. The higher it is, the more likely it is to land on it's feet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would just cause it to hover and spin in uncontrollable circles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is all over the internet. Even an mlia used it! Just google cat-toast theory and it will show up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would land on its back, because cats are not toast.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

correct version : If you burnt a cat with a flamethrower and buttered its back, which side would it fall on?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If it was Schrödingers cat, it would fall on both sides.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My toast, my toast ALWAYS lands butter-side up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aren't you supposed to strap a piece of toast or a bagel butter/cream-cheese side up to the back of the cat?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why the fuck did they homepage this and not lolbutters version?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOUR FACE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it would obviously fight between which side it lands on, and it would either land on its ass or its face....theory solved?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why do I have a feeling that there will be a massive out break of animal cruelty because of this post?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'd have to toast the cat first..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Repeat

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IT WOULD LAND IN THE TOASTER!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kinda wierd don't you think

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dropped a cat that didnt land on its feet and today my brother dropped toast with the butter side up...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MLIA!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some one I know tried this like six years ago, the cat feel on it's back

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your ass would land in jail, that's what.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

CAT PARADOX.

by Anonymous 13 years ago