+1,238 An apple a day may keep the doctor away but not the emergency room. Stupid eating disorders, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What is wrong about apples?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Penguins can't eat them very easily... :[

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Neither can pickles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But you can eat apples WITH pickles. Chauncy Pickles to be exact. *wink wink*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I think that comment deserves a hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't you mean "an"? As is "... an oscillating eyebrow"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): No, it's a... as in "... a guy that must be superhuman because he never gets tired of raising his eyebrows".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats brings a whole new meaning to the phrase

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What does,Penis?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uh..sure, why not

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, good, we get the POTD at 7:00 again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel a tumbleweed going by as i read the comments.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dad is a doctor and so is my neighbor so that doesnt work for me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They say millions of people struggle with eating disorders...but I'd say they're pretty good at it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

An apple a day cannot keep The Doctor away. I know from experience.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol yeah if it has a worm in it you get food poisoning

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As in, Edward Richtofen, THAT Doctor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, as in bacteria. the name's Coli... E. Coli

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Although messing with the TARDIS may stall him a bit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What happens when you only eat one single apple every day?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You get sick of eating apples

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I GET IT NOW. TY

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Those macbooks I keep throwing at the doctor are getting expensive though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Skylar Grey needs a doctor. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eminem looks especially young in this video.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omnomnom

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if the doctors cute, screw the fruit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If the doctor was cute, I'd screw the doctor, not the fruit. Not sure what you're thinking of...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nngh, apples are so-so. What REALLY keeps the doctor away is hiding those obnoxious little postcards they send out before your mother can see them and remember that you need a booster for such-and-such random vaccine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What the hell kind of followup is that? A followup is supposed to say something about the post or the poster, and this guy (or girl) wastes it by saying "P3NIS"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): check again, you just had to unleash it :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think I understand what you mean.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is definitely an abuse of the followup...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The follow up was kinda cheery... let's see how long Ant lets it stay up there...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really like your life story. So are you the dead girl everyone talks about in forwards that supposedly kills people in their beds wearing a bloody clown outfit at midnight?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pre-followup: YYA Post followup: NW.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

k michelle, nice follow up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool follow up bro

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cool story bro. but really, it was fucking awesome. i cried at the end.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

alright, this person is taking this shit way too far with these follow-ups

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't understand the follow-up, is it a reference to something?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its michelle's life story

by Anonymous 13 years ago

who?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is this michelle a troll?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what does the follow up mean?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your follow up paragraph contains an extraordinary amount of information that has surpassed the length which manages to keep my attention; consequently, I had no gander at your materials and made no attempt to absorb the information inherit within.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yaaa i didn't read that follow up i didn't even attempt!because from the look of it even one second you can kind of tell that its a bunch of gibberish!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like the follow up. It makes me happy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm on mobile and what's the follow up?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh Michelle, you so funneh!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You removed your follow-up. Thank You.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i thought you were going to saying that you were going to bring up the fact that apple seeds are poisonous then again if you eat 8,000,000 bananas you die of radiation so in a way fruit aren't that healthy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why is this POTD if Anthony disagrees with it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he doesn't have a God complex I guess

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because, if you disagree with a post doesn't mean you think the post is bad. People never seem to realize that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I swear. If this "not too many comments" bit keeps up, I'm throwing a baby into the sun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There are too many comments that are about comments on POTD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Teletubbies taught me that there's already a baby in the Sun, and he's doing fine, so it won't accomplish much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Michelle~~~~~

by Anonymous 13 years ago