+496 Peach is a princess, surely she can afford a body guard or at least self defense training, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

From who? A toad?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She could pay Wario. He's huge.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Last I heard, she had invested in an umbrella that shoots lasers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She's sometimes competent like in super paper mario or legend of the seven stars.

by Anonymous 13 years ago