There was a girl whom I'd just met that was speaking to me at my friend's graduation/18th birthday party that was basically all family about dating a guy 7 years older than her and the sex they had, getting high with the friend who's party it was, and doing e at a rave.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Penis game anyone?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Read this as "pubic areas"...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

i work as a cashier and today a woman came by with a watermelon, and i told her how much it was and she was like "holy shit that's fucking expensive. it better be good for the fucking price i'm paying." and i actually don't think that's how polite small talk works.

by Anonymous 11 years ago