+260 Today my son shit up his back and my daughter asked an overweight man at the gym when he was going to have a baby. Parenthood is so rewarding. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This isn't FML or MLIA.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Beat me to it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The early amiriter gets the thumbs ups.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The cooler amiriter knows how to spell gets. ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what choo talkin bout?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oooh maybe I should have waited to point that out until it was too late for you to fix it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who fuggin cares.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

11 "fuggin" people

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shut the fuggin up... (That works. I'm hip. I'm cool.)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

42* as of this moment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This wouldn't be an FML, though, because it's his kids who are fucked up. And it's not an MLIA because what's awesome about shit on your back and pregnant, overweight men?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The "A" in MLIA doesn't stand for "awesome". It's "average". Although to be fair, this story isn't really average either...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

MLIA or GTFO

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Today my son shit up his back..." I'm sorry...what?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't get it either.....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The poo in the diaper got squished out up his back... I think?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wrong site.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wrong site.

by Anonymous 12 years ago