+259 No one actually says "zzzzzz" when they sleep, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do. My father was a bee.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He died last week in a horrible stinging accident. Pulled his organs out, it was traumatizing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aw i'm so sorry. i think i might have hit one of your cousins the other day with a rolled up newspaper.... D: so so sorry

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My cousins are all bastards. Their fathers fucked my mother. We don't speak.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahhahaha i love you half bee man

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rofl. I'm a girl... Not a man. Wait, wait, lemme check.... Nope, no balls, I'm not a man. That was a close one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whoa i kinda held my breath there a second.... and i meant man as in the species like bee-man ya okay moving on I STILL LOVE YOU

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh ok. Thanks for partaking in the anticipation with me! What a rush, huh? ... I uh love you too, stranger-man...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago