+559 It's weird to think that today's insults might one day seem as weird as Shakespeare's insults are to us now, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Gay fag is gay. It's just so eloquent..........

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what she said

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thou bawdy rump-fed flax-wench!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your face! that doesn't even make sense now...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I bite my thumb at thee!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

biting your thumb then was the equivalent of giving someone the finger nowadays

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know this. I wouldn't post something without knowing what I'm talking about. Why post as anon?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Beat me to it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Do you quarrel sir?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

aye

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hush you twit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thou painted maypole

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thou painted maypole! a.k.a you tall makeup-covered skank!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shakespeare insults are genius and witty and biting. Our current insults are just dumb.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're a towel!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How dare you!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Thou dankish fool-born varlot!" really does have more of a ring to it than "slut.", I have to say.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You fuck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YOUR MOM. Yeah, not as cool as Shakespearean insults.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!

by Anonymous 12 years ago