+703 A funny halloween costume would be to dress up in all red and go trick or treating at like 4PM and when they ask what you are you say "I'm your period, and i came early! :D" amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if a guy answered the door and you said that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

even better :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what you wear pants for; so you can say you're a premature ejaculation: "I came early in my pants". Laughter ensues.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what if they hit you instead of giving candy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then you should call the police, because that would be bad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what if they beat you so hard you can't call the police

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Get your friends to call the cops. (Trick or Treating Guideline #107: Always travel in numbers. Less likely to diverted by dumbass pranksters, less humiliating for those considered "too old', and a million more reasons.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what if they have numbers too and those people beat y'all .........by this point your halloween is messed up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why not "I'm your period, and I'm NOT coming! You should have used protection, dumbass!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what if they are a guy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

then say "her period" instead of "your period"...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is one of those posts where an emoticon becomes acceptable, I'd say.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its funny how periods have caused all of this turmoil....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Brilliant, I say! Brilliant!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would be better if you dressed up as a gift or mother nature.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The monthly gift or even Aunt Flow might work, but Mother Nature is too diverse for this situation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's one of the tackiest things I've ever heard, but I giggled xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guess who needs to find red clothing! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if you live in my area, you might get arrested

by Anonymous 13 years ago

XD SQUEEEEEE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is from MLIA... it was posted like last year

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously? That fucktard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ya op is a copier. i still think its funny though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mad?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what's so scary/funny about an early period?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are a genius.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would also work if you came late, too... lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago