-101 Guys- you have a masterbating blanket, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A blanket? I have a curtain!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

psh, that's nothing, I have a WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is a fucking house a lot like a fun house, except instead of getting fun you get laid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. You get laid in the SEX house. The fucking house just screws you over....but not like that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would let the Jews that work there get a little fresh air

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I had a blanket that masturbated too much. It eventually went blind. True story.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My blankets are just too damn horny

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lern 2 spel

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. I have a towel though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago