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Guys: Since discovering it, you haven't gone a month without masturbating, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dont you mean day? And @416098 if u ever need help let me know ;D
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hey mate, I've been meaning to ask, do you still keep up with hitting on every single attractive girl on Amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
haha no. No i dont. And in most cases i was just being nice, btw, not hitting on them.
by Anonymous12 years ago
>"in most cases"
>mental note to self not to ask about the other cases
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm a chick and I haven't.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Haven’t masturbated, or haven’t gone a month without masturbating?
by Anonymous7 months ago
lol actually it was exactly one month last year when I was sent away to this retarded military summer thing. I thought it was gonna explode
by Anonymous12 years ago
Haven't gone more than five days as far as I can remember
by Anonymous12 years ago
Honestly, that's why long plane rides are so terrible. You wake up at fucking 4 a.m. to catch your plane at 6 a.m., and you can't masturbate for a day (plane ride + sitting in the airport + getting to the place your staying, etc.). Then when you get off the plane, you have nowhere to masturbate. It's god damn terrible.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dude every day is probably too much.
by Anonymous12 years ago
DO NOT SPEW COMMENTS OF FALSEHOOD.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Girls too.
by Anonymous12 years ago
and try a week, not a month. (can't edit on my phone)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Girls too.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Same.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My record since discovering it is nine days
by Anonymous12 years ago
The shortest month is 28 days.
Four long weeks.
672 hours.
No one, boy or girl is gonna go without for that length of time.
Girls start to masturbate, often to orgasm, from a surprisingly early age.
Boys often don’t experience their first orgasm until their first ejaculation at, what, 12yo?
Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to catch up with us!
Which they never will!
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