+55 Having a mustache becomes less fun when you have to go outside in the cold and it freezes together, amirite?

by Anonymous 10 years ago

Sarah wouldn't know... :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wish I would.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Having a beard is so fun, you think you look SO cool with it, until you see yourself properly and think... Ah. Im a penis.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't like beards as much as mustaches. Especially Captain Hook style mustaches.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then I, as a man, can never satisfy you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'll just continue to have my Peter Pan themed fantasies then.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Doesn't that only happen when it's wet? Ew

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't thinks so... Does it? Has it happened to you?

by Anonymous 10 years ago