+345 my daughter is blind, so when she does something bad I punish her by rearranging the furniture, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

leave the plunger IN the toilet. that'll teach her.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/574823

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Inb4 "this is offensive. I have a blind (insert random relative here)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is offensive! I'm blind!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That Braille computer's a bitch!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's not Braiile, I just have Microsoft Sam describe the page in excruciating detail. Your name sounds quite silly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its my initials and my lunch number at school. And I'm a junior before you say anything to the effect of I'm 12

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Now I'm going to go to your school and get some lunch on your dollar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cause you know where I live and all!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I work with the FBI. The Federal Blind Iknowwhereyoulive.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

old helen keller joke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I laughed, am I going to hell?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's ok. I did too. We can chill in hell together.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

k! Sounds like a party

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One hell of a party.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

handing her a cheese grater and telling her to read it is a good punishment too

by Anonymous 12 years ago