+994 If The Little Mermaid has taught me anything in life, it's that stalking a guy, drastically changing my physical appearance, disobeying my parents, selling my soul, running away, and consequently relying solely on my looks are the way to find true love, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But it would be really rad to be a mermaid and have King Tritan as your dad and be a princess and live in Atlantis right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would be cool to be a mermaid yes, but King Triton is a mean father. He would destroy all of your human-related shines. I mean collections.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True. No wonder Ariel rebelled.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I mean all she wanted in life was to marry the guy she had a statue of. Isn't that what we all want?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not exactly. She was kind of weird obsessing over a statue. That's like a girl obsessing over a cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen XD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah touche.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice one!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, please. If any Disney movie actually contributed to my life then I need to get my priorities straight... besides, beauty and the Beast is about a major case of Stockholm syndrome, and Snow White is about midgets taking in a stranger.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And Cinderella might be the most sexist story of all time haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about Princess and the frog?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I haven't seen that. It looks dumb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Princess and the Frog was really good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Princess and the Frog brought back the classic disney movie vibe. It had a princess, a villain and a prince, plus some crazy side character that had all the laughs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ariel's my favorite princess.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine too actually. I just thought it was fun to put a negative spin on all the crazy stuff she did haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think some of the things in there are so ridiculous. Also, why did they have to give the redheaded princess a PINK dress?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mine too. I think it's understandable that someone wants to be a part of something different from their life. she felt trapped.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My favorite movie ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, Lion King all ze way!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup, best Disney film evarrrr! And OP you can only do all that if you are a MERMAID! Since you are not, you cannot expect to apply the same rules and end up with the same results.... DUH

by Anonymous 13 years ago