+743 Not everyone that has a tattoo has been in jail, but everyone that has been in jail has a tattoo, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

All squares are rectangles, but are all rectangles squares?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, didn't we have to do stuff like this in geometry, it was called something... a bi-conditional statement... no.. a little help?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

a proof?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no it's part of the if, then statements, a negative, then a positive.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

nvm then. I never liked geometry anyway un

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no one does

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not everyone that has AIDS is gay but everyone that is gay has AIDS.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

un un un un un un

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not everyone has flawed homophobic logic, but you do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://myfacewhen.com/i/467.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not everyone who is gay has AIDS, but those who don't yet have it will definitely get it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All toads are frogs, but not all frogs are toads. ...or, at least that's what one of my trivia books told me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not all guinea pigs can fly, but all flies can guinea pig.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I want to guinea pig! ...And how is that done, exactly?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How ISN'T it done?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, first you *garbage truck grumbles by outside* ...with a toothpick, of course. And *sound of power tools announces the arrival of the workmen at construction site across the street* ...but remember to keep your hands on the table. And finally, you must never, EVER *sound of shattering glass as workmen across the street lose their grip on a large window*...or everything could *neighborhood dogs begin to bark as workmen go door-to-door with a warning about the glass* ...far beyond repair. Okay, got all that? That's how you guinea pig.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not all people with mustaches are pedophiles, but all pedophiles have a mustache.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All the cool pedophiles, anyway.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That seems like an oxymoron to me, but what do i know..im just a pedophile without a mustache

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not everyone follows this format when commenting, but everyone comments when following this format.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Please bring the pickles back pleeeaaassseee? (I said that last please like the girl off of the fifth element)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But I already got a new picture for a new Chauncy... Also I just figured out that the site update turned off all of my notifications, which REALLY bummed me out because I thought the sudden cease in notifications meant nobody liked me anymore... Since Anthony cracked down on spaces, I don't know if I should keep it or not. Maybe as an Anonymous name because I really don't like underscores. I thought aboot pushing the names together, but I thought my first name would seem more chic, n'est-ce pas? ... The important thing is I understand how notifications work now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whatever makes you happy. R.I.P Old Chauncy R.I.P space (cry2)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE EARTH IS FALLING!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not everyone I reply to is a mofo, but every mofo I reply to is one. -Trya

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey, How come you always spell the first Tyra wrong?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey, don't make fun of her, she Trya-ing her hardest!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not every spotted animal is a cow, but every cow is a cow. OMG THAT'S SO DEEP!!! <333 =]]]

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And you call yourself a dictator? Dictators don't show love! THEY DESTROY IT!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Twas making fun of certain teenage girls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, okay then. Carry on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminded me of Annoying Facebook Girl.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well then, my job is done. SuperCourtney, away!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*salutes*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't always post comments, but when I do it's a c-c-c-c-c combo breaker.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not everyone that has killed their baby and gotten away with it is named Casey Anthony, but everyone named Casey Anthony (except that black guy from Florida) has killed their baby and gotten away with it. God, that's going to get voted down for it's stupidity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you asking me for my opinion, friend?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not all ninjas are kitties, but all kitties are ninjas.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well PRISON, but yea.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not everyone is a little annoyed but everyone who is a little annoyed is- That's it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There are a lot of gangs in prisons (joining a gang will keep you a lot safer than being a loner), and typically gangs identify each other through tattoos. The Aryan Brotherhood use four leaf clovers as symbols. It's not so much a 'going to prison = tattoo' thing, more of a 'joining prison gang = tattoo'. On that note, 'going to prison' typically = 'joining a prison gang'. So yeah. Lots of tattoos.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why is this potd?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I really don't get why a simple "Not all y is x, but all x is y" post is POTD, in particular this one. I don't see any elements of wit within this post at all.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Prison? It's a generalization and a stereotype, but sure. Jail? ...No.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not everyone always drinks beer, but when they do, they drink Dos Equis.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wrong!! My dad went to jail for raping me, and I clearly did not see any tattoos in our daily sessions.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I did.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hmm? Ah, yes. You were always there. I believe he eventually compiled all the footage into one film titled "Bunnies Gone Wild." Oh, my dad's such a hoot!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More like a Hoothoot! According to my Pokedex, at least.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, that reminds me. One incriminating piece of evidence was a text he sent me that read, "You butterfree up your schedule, 'cause I'mma beedrillin' you tonight. ;)"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hmm... I thought your dad was more of the slow-poking type.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah, he was very forceful. He once whispered to me at the movies, "Hey baby, I'm getting a bit bored. You wanna rhydon my weedle?" And I was all like, "Eww, not now. We're at the movies. Later is a good time."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I bet he enjoyed taking a Pikachu afterwards.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, he was most definitely staring at my jigglypuffs. And my cloyster... *shudders*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I keep remembering about how he told you to smoochum. I hope I didn't jynx anything by starting this conversation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why is this comment chain not being flooded with upvotes?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I could not decide which one of those comments to love so I loved them all. Same with Camera Man!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not all people with amazing hair are Malfoys, but all Malfoys have amazing hair.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm gonna go ahead and say hell no.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not all people with amazing hair are Malfoys, but all Malfoys have amazing hair.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've been in jail and I don't have a tattoo.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What'd you do?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He killed a guy.... with THIS THUMB.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't have one the last time I checked. Wait...never-mind. How in the world did that get there???

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Drinking Dos Equis doesn't always make you the most interesting man in the world, but the most interesting man in the world always drinks Dos Equis.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nope. There are plenty of people in jail who don't have tattoos.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All rectangles are squares, but not all rectangles are squares. (I swear those teachers have brainwashed me..... Help?)

by Anonymous 12 years ago