+1,676 I wonder what a burglar would do if he broke down your door, walked in, and you were standing right there, drinking your coffee. Naked. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rape you, then rob you. Two birds with one stone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Depends on how attractive you are and your gender.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ayoyoyo dis one nigga dat wuz actin all hard n shit i broke in his house he n his manz be playin cod nude n shit n i ko'd em wit abat n fucked em.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you're going to troll, can you at least try?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I - Read - That - Like - This.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what the fuck did I just read?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait i think i know what he said. okay so this guy broke into somebody's house while the victims were horny and playing call of duty naked. and then he hit them with a baseball bat.then he.uhmmm..he fucked them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, you know .. I totally go around the house.. naked.. drinking coffee. Its just what I do .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe you should start... ya know. Just in case.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I DEFINITELY will. Trust.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I enjoy walking around my house naked. Doing daily things. Drinking my coffee is one of them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dancing to Taylor Swift naked is just one of the things I do

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAMMER TIME......then knock you out and rob a bunch of crap from you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Time Traveler's Wife?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I tend to that with just a regular drink. Would it still have the same affect?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really, anything caffeinated would work.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He'd put his rape time mask on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmfao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't you hate when you put your post on anonymous, and then it get homepage, and you can't take the credit?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or even better: A burglar breaks into your house and you turn around in a spinny chair and said "I've been expecting you." And you just sipped at your coffee there in the nude.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just laughed so hard at that!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really want to do that sometime in my life now!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was great lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omg i'm dying!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago