+416 No you did not just see me stab that man to death. It was all an illusion, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, The Dark Knight was almost three years ago. Move on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stfu the joker is and always will be awesomeness

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post had nothing to do with the Joker... >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Oh... My.... God..... YOUR A MAGICIAN?!?!?!?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When people are around, yes. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That actually worked once.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

? Really?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, the witnesses totally bought it. Which is good because I was on my way to a hot date and didn't want to have to kill them and risk getting any blood on my cloak.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haaa, you're funny xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...why? I mean, it's just a story...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

xD I was expecting a story that was well, I won't say real because I totally believe your story... but, you know, a story that was on the news. And one in which you weren't involved xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It wasn't on the news, because the feds covered it up, and I was of course involved. I just don't find what's so funny about a true story...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hot date, huh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago