+519 Why are competitive eaters usually skinny? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Skinny people can eat more than fat people because their stomachs have more room to expand

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe the only time they eat is at a competition. Their managers keep them chained to a toilet in a basement somewhere and starve them so they'll be good and hungry for their next competition

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A "fat belt" restricts their eating, so they stay skinny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago