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50% of Muse fans or over obsessive and bat shit crazy, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's a made up calculation! D:<
It's actually way over half.
by Anonymous13 years ago
The calculation may be wrong, but it's still true some of you are fucking whack jobs.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Eh. They're okay. I've got a few of their albums.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Stephenie Meyer...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well the only hardcore Muse fan I know of deals drugs and beat his cat to death with a crowbar, so YYA!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Not really.. We actually just get a really bad rep. Mainly because Stephanie Meyer publicly joined our ranks. Pffft.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Huh, wouldn't have pegged her as a Muse fan. That's interesting.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You wouldn't have pegged me as a Muse fan? Why not?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was talking about Stephanie Meyer. :P
by Anonymous13 years ago
Aaah right. Gotcha. :L I wouldn't have pegged her as a Muse fan either but, then again, I wouldn't really peg anyone as a Muse fan unless they had Muse emblazoned on their t-shirt.
by Anonymous13 years ago
However, Muse straight up said they hate Twilight.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That is hilarious. I now love them lol
by Anonymous13 years ago
That just made me love them even more.
by Anonymous13 years ago
exactly why i have their poster on my wall :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'd bang their lead singer.
by Anonymous13 years ago
He is pretty good looking ^_^
by Anonymous13 years ago
I love Muse, but I don't think I'm crazy D: idk
by Anonymous13 years ago
Saw them live a few nights ago in Melbourne. That mosh pit was so f-ing brutal. I coped quite a few shoulders and elbows in the face. It was absolutely crazy.
The performance was amazing though.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I am crazy and I love Muse, but I'm not a crazy fan.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I've been a big muse fan for the past six years, and I agree. Some of those other fans are complete assholes. I mostly blame Twilight.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I've been a big muse fan for the past six years, and I agree. Some of those other fans are complete assholes. I mostly blame Twilight.
by Anonymous13 years ago
damn I repeated myself. Maybe I'm crazy.
by Anonymous13 years ago
yeah, it's looking like it's the twilight and not the muse fans in people that are the problem...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I really, really hate Muse. I hate everything about Muse. Words cannot describe how much I hate Muse.
by Anonymous13 years ago
- 87,5% of statistics are made up.
- 99% of Muse fans didn't like Twilight even before a Muse song became a Twilight soundtrack.
- 120,3% of Twilight fans don't get respected by non-twihards.
- The Muse fan population consists of 5,9% Twihards, 78,1% avid Twilight-haters, 6% deny any and all relations between Muse and Twilight and the remaining 10% don't know what Twilight is.
- 2,2% of the male Muse fan population wears eyeliner.
- 3% of the male Muse fan population is a bro.
- 42% of the female Muse fan population has a large Muse poster hanging above the bed.
- 17,4% of the male Muse population has that poster.
- 88,8% of the fans sing along the song while trying to imitate Matthew Bellamy's high notes.
Making up statistics is fun :D Anybody else got Muse-statistics?
(BTW, I'm just a Muse-fan trying to have fun with statistics here, so I hope I haven't offended anyone with my lame joke.)
by Anonymous13 years ago
41.7% of Muse fans will act obnoxiously when someone around them admits that they dislike Muse or have never heard of them.
24% of fans claim that the band has managed to make themselves immortal.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Cool :) Thanks for you contribution!
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I'm having a hard time trying to understand this post.
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