+210 50% of Muse fans or over obsessive and bat shit crazy, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a made up calculation! D:< It's actually way over half.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The calculation may be wrong, but it's still true some of you are fucking whack jobs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eh. They're okay. I've got a few of their albums.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stephenie Meyer...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well the only hardcore Muse fan I know of deals drugs and beat his cat to death with a crowbar, so YYA!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not really.. We actually just get a really bad rep. Mainly because Stephanie Meyer publicly joined our ranks. Pffft.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Huh, wouldn't have pegged her as a Muse fan. That's interesting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You wouldn't have pegged me as a Muse fan? Why not?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was talking about Stephanie Meyer. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aaah right. Gotcha. :L I wouldn't have pegged her as a Muse fan either but, then again, I wouldn't really peg anyone as a Muse fan unless they had Muse emblazoned on their t-shirt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

However, Muse straight up said they hate Twilight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is hilarious. I now love them lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That just made me love them even more.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly why i have their poster on my wall :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd bang their lead singer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He is pretty good looking ^_^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love Muse, but I don't think I'm crazy D: idk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Saw them live a few nights ago in Melbourne. That mosh pit was so f-ing brutal. I coped quite a few shoulders and elbows in the face. It was absolutely crazy. The performance was amazing though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am crazy and I love Muse, but I'm not a crazy fan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've been a big muse fan for the past six years, and I agree. Some of those other fans are complete assholes. I mostly blame Twilight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've been a big muse fan for the past six years, and I agree. Some of those other fans are complete assholes. I mostly blame Twilight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

damn I repeated myself. Maybe I'm crazy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, it's looking like it's the twilight and not the muse fans in people that are the problem...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really, really hate Muse. I hate everything about Muse. Words cannot describe how much I hate Muse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

- 87,5% of statistics are made up. - 99% of Muse fans didn't like Twilight even before a Muse song became a Twilight soundtrack. - 120,3% of Twilight fans don't get respected by non-twihards. - The Muse fan population consists of 5,9% Twihards, 78,1% avid Twilight-haters, 6% deny any and all relations between Muse and Twilight and the remaining 10% don't know what Twilight is. - 2,2% of the male Muse fan population wears eyeliner. - 3% of the male Muse fan population is a bro. - 42% of the female Muse fan population has a large Muse poster hanging above the bed. - 17,4% of the male Muse population has that poster. - 88,8% of the fans sing along the song while trying to imitate Matthew Bellamy's high notes. Making up statistics is fun :D Anybody else got Muse-statistics? (BTW, I'm just a Muse-fan trying to have fun with statistics here, so I hope I haven't offended anyone with my lame joke.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

41.7% of Muse fans will act obnoxiously when someone around them admits that they dislike Muse or have never heard of them. 24% of fans claim that the band has managed to make themselves immortal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool :) Thanks for you contribution!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm having a hard time trying to understand this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago