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you hate when people make fun of your last name, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Rucker? haha, if you change the R to F its FUCKER!" ugh...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Change it to a "T" and you have a really boring name that's not funny at all!
by Anonymous12 years ago
My last name rhymes with burrito and my first name is dean, everyone calls me bean burrito :(
by Anonymous13 years ago
aw im sorry guys :( :P but sometimes you just gotta laugh with them too right?
by Anonymous13 years ago
mines clapper.
"clap on, clap off. The clapper!"
ive gotten use to it though.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Tomasso..........they call me tomato -_______________-
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hilton. "Are you related to Paris Hilton?" Gets really annoying.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Pettaway.
I get animal jokes all the time.
by Anonymous12 years ago
are you serious?
by Anonymous12 years ago
There's not a lot of ways to make fun of "Cole" but I'm sure someone will find one XD I got a lame one in 1st grade: "I bet you get coal in your stocking for Christmas..."
by Anonymous12 years ago
My last name is pronounced like "no" or "know", which we make jokes about all the time. (Well, sometimes my friends don't share my joy of name puns.)
by Anonymous12 years ago
is your last name Ngo?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yupp, how'd you ngo?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know this guys in my gym class name is Cole Littlewood, I'm not even kidding. I'm pretty sure he hates his life
by Anonymous12 years ago
Last name Buck = as many jokes about fuck and suck as you can think up.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My last name is Butt. FML.
by Anonymous12 years ago
There's a teacher at my school who is Mrs. Butt. I wouldn't have gotten married.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My friend's last name is Papas. As soon as "papas fritas" became part of our Spanish vocabulary, that became her nickname.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You know papas alone just means potato right? Why not just potato? She has to be fried?
by Anonymous12 years ago
My last name sounds freakishly like "libido," kind of made my life difficult once we started Sex Ed in school.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My last name is Peever, and I live in Canada.
"LOLOLOL HEY BEAVER"
Shut the fuck up.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sorry not all our last name are smith or something basic. Your just jealous cuz your boring
by Anonymous12 years ago
I favourited this just for the comments.
Luckily, I have Lynn as a last name..so I often get wait, isnt that your middle name? But nothing half as bad as your alls. Im sorry. =).
by Anonymous12 years ago
Don't have one BAMM!
by Anonymous12 years ago
You don't have a last name?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Mine's the best: Aycock. pronounced "a cock". it was hilarious at first. I would love joking around about it. but now it's just old. I plan on changing it in the future, just because I'm tired of the jokes and insults I get from it. If people would just grow up, I wouldn't feel so insecure about my freakin name. I always have to scribble it really fast so it's unreadable on papers, so no one will say anything when they look at it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sweeney. Guess what guys, if you take off the "S", it becomes WEENEY! That was popular in elementary school, not so much now. But one time I had my name written on my water bottle and someone rubbed off the S. Fun times.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My last name is Sneed. It's just weird.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My last names Gardner.
"Hey Gardner, Where's your Hoe?"
"Oh Your Mom? She's making me a sandwich."
by Anonymous12 years ago
My eighth grade physics teacher's last name was Gardner
by Anonymous12 years ago
Cool story bro
by Anonymous12 years ago
My last name is Burtch, which is pronounced like birch. So I get a lot of jokes about trees.
Not nearly as bad as a guy at my school though. His last name is Porn.
by Anonymous12 years ago
For some reason, I laughed out loud when you said you get a lot of tree jokes. What about a tree would they say?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well, my first name is Chase, so they'd be like "HAHA OMG CHASE! GO CHASE A BIRCH TREE! HAHA I'M SO FUNNY!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
My last name's Redhead.
In the 1st grade, I would actually get super angry because I'd just hear "Redhead, that means you have a red head!" all day.
But by the 5th grade, I just started feeling sorry for the kids who were still saying that.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Moore.
I used to get so mad when people would call me "S'more" in kindergarten.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hefner. I just get "OMG. SHUT UP! ARE YOU RELATED TO HUGH?!!!!1!!"
I've lost patience with it, so I started saying yes. I make a point to tell fabricated stories about my sweet life. "I went up to grandfather hugh's mansion last weekend. He promised me the slot of playmate of the year 2020. The girls and I had great fun playing in the grotto." ;)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Heeeeeeeeeeeey Harper Hay! HAY Harper! Lol I'm a comic genius! Heeeey!
But I do this too. Someone will say, "Hey, Harper!" And I'll reply "Smith John!"
I'M a comic genius.
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