+676 You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're slower than a dead rock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I lol'd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait... what? Oh I get it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And we're off! Like a herd of turtles!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*jaw drops* I honestly for the past 10 years have believed that my sister came up with this saying and she was amazing because of it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*molasses

by Anonymous 13 years ago