+537 Someone should make a book out of the random things kids say that don't make any sense but are so funny you laugh your ass off, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kids say the darnedest-Oh. Someone said that already. Darn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well there used to be a show called Kids Say The Darnedest Things.....if you didnt know

by Anonymous 13 years ago

back in my day, there was this show called kids say the darnedest things, you may have heard of it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know of it. I wanted to be on that show when I was little -_-.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In readers digest they have a column called As Kids See It. Idk if readers is in your country but it's here in Canada and that column is my favourite!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they have readers digest in america but it doesn't have that column :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah we don't have that column here. It would be awesome if we did.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"My grandpa always asks me to blow him!" -Olivia, age 4.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's just wrong..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

'Tis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"O'Malley is the poop master!" O'malley's their cat haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Today, my mom, my 4-year-old brother Mark and I were looking at an old family photo. Mark asked why he wasn't in the picture. Mom pointed to her pregnant belly and explained, "Oh, you were still in my stomach then." A few minutes later, a visibly shaken Mark came to me and asked, "Why did Mom eat me?" -somewhere online

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's hilarious lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There is a book with kids quotes in it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? Damn it. But I bet I could fill an entire book with the random shit that comes out of my siblings' mouths. They say some weird crap.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Were you born out of your mum's tummy or your dad's tummy? - Random Kid

by Anonymous 13 years ago

one of my parents' friend's kids told me he could spell 'poach' with his eyes closed. it was quite possibly the cutest thing ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago