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A birthday is when people set your dessert on fire and stand around laughing and smiling while you desperately try to blow it out, amirite?

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On your 69th birthday, the people blow something else.

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DanielJames DanielJames

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What kind of birthday is that?!

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FrankOcean FrankOcean

In response to “What kind of birthday is that?!

A man's birthday, you **** wuss.

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Brett Brett

Lololol

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Rocky Rocky

yeah id be so happy if they did that

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Shortstopmwd Shortstopmwd

LOL funny way to think about it....

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Anonymous

And first, they sing to initiate the candle-blowing ceremony.

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Tempest_Trance Tempest_Trance

On your 69th birthday, the people blow something else.

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DanielJames DanielJames

And then you get punched in the arm.

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Anonymous

Then when they're done seeing you struggle, everybody wants a bit of your cake >:(

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Kevin_Gnapoor Kevin_Gnapoor

HAHHA, this made me giggle, especially because i just went through this cause todays my birthday ! [:

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nardclapper06 nardclapper06

In response to “HAHHA, this made me giggle, especially...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

In response to “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

hahahha, thank you ! [: i hate sitting through the singing... its so awkward!

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nardclapper06 nardclapper06

In response to “HAHHA, this made me giggle, especially...

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, TOO!!

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StarKid StarKid

I totally read that as "desert" and I wondered what the hell kind of celebration are you talking about?!

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WeirdTasteInMusic

In response to “I totally read that as "desert" and I...

I read it that way too. You're not alone.

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waterpayneting waterpayneting

In response to “I read it that way too. You're not alone.

I was just gonna post that lol :) I was like "wtf? why the hell would they set your desert on fire? Bastards."

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Kiwimango9 Kiwimango9

I'M COMMENTING ON THIS TO GET VOTES

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Scup Scup

In response to “I'M COMMENTING ON THIS TO GET VOTES

I'm replying to a stupid comment saying how stupid it is just to get votes.

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Brett Brett

In response to “I'm replying to a stupid comment saying how...

BRETT BBY I LOVE YOU

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Scup Scup

HAHAHAHAHA. I love how the word desperate was added!

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thecatwhocopies thecatwhocopies

Every birthday is just one assasination attempt after another.. They start off small then the size of the fire increases as they start to want your money more and more. :/

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thinkfathomless thinkfathomless

Zubat's chips ate polarthebear's jelly.

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DanielJames DanielJames

In response to “Zubat's chips ate polarthebear's jelly.

MY CHIPS ARE ALIVE!?!?!?!? :O

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Roy

In response to “MY CHIPS ARE ALIVE!?!?!?!? :O

The hills are alive, too.

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DanielJames DanielJames

In response to “The hills are alive, too.

Oh shit!

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Roy

In response to “The hills are alive, too.

with the sound of music? Or just alive.

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SOFTBALL8 SOFTBALL8

In response to “The hills are alive, too.

with the sound...OF music!

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dan94 dan94

But at least you can spit on that dessert while the people are laughing and smiling. They have to eat it with you too.

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Anonymous

Or when you don't have a cake so your friends just stick 16 candles in an orange for you. It was a fun birthday :)

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tag tag

In response to “Or when you don't have a cake so your friends...

Wow.

How did you friends even manage sticking that many candles (AND light them) onto an orange?

And how did they even stick the candles into the orange? Were these extreme candles with extra-sharp spikes at their ends?

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bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

In response to “Wow. How did you friends even manage...

Umm they surprised me with it but I think they just jabbed them in from the looks of it haha.

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tag tag

Spanking train? Sound kinky.

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shorkian shorkian

In response to “Spanking train? Sound kinky.

Have you never done that? My family and a bunch of my friends' families do it. It's wear everyone lines up and you crawl through their legs while they spank you. On your birthday. It hurts.

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bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

In response to “Have you never done that? My family and a...

OH, that's what it is. I was thinking much worse. I'm guessing it's a lot like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcxwnGh7GIU

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FreeMustacheRides FreeMustacheRides

In response to “OH, that's what it is. I was thinking much...

THAT'S IT! I totally forgot that they are actually called Spanking Machines. Hehee. I'll change my followup right now. But, yes, that's what I'm talking about.

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bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

In response to “Have you never done that? My family and a...

I've never heard of it, but I have a sudden urge to come to your next birthday.

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shorkian shorkian

this was posted on my biiiirthdaaay ;D

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libbby213 libbby213

I'd like a ticket for first-class seats on this so-called "Spanking Train" please. ;)

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FreeMustacheRides FreeMustacheRides

In response to “I'd like a ticket for first-class seats on...

Bahahaha! Sorry, it's not so kinky... I guess many people haven't heard of the Spanking Machine/Train? Maybe it's just popular where I'm from...

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bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

In response to “Bahahaha! Sorry, it's not so kinky... I guess...

Well, now that you mention it, I think it would be fun to try this on my birthday. But then it would be kinda awkward/weird asking my friends, "Hey, can you guys get into an orderly line as I crawl through your legs while you guys slap my butt?"

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FreeMustacheRides FreeMustacheRides

In response to “Well, now that you mention it, I think it...

HAHAHAHAHAH. Yes, that WOULD be pretty awkward. Maybe you should be really sneaky about it and a few days before your birthday bring it up in casual conversation... Like, "Yeah... ah huh... speaking of Obama... do you guys know what a Spanking Machine is? It's crazy... but awesome..." and then, on your birthday, you should be like, "Oh no... I shouldn't've told all of you about the Spanking Machine. Now you'll want to do it! Oh poopcicle..." ;)

And presto. Awkwardness averted. :D

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bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

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Ah, you know what, Smockers? I like you. You're one cool cat. :D

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bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

it's my birthday today(:

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samii1382

It's my birthday today!!!!!!! :)

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mandmled

Happy birthday to everyone whose birthday it happens to be today, which is, assuming the same amount of babies are born each day, about 16.5 million people. Happy birthday, all!

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SpelingChampien SpelingChampien

Hhahhaha speaking of obama... :)

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Anonymous

Haha, this post is perfect for today. It's actually my birthday :D.

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StarKid StarKid

Oh god, that made me laugh.

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incedio incedio

The older you get, the more intense the blaze.

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ForeverAScone ForeverAScone

copied.

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blow

It's even better when you get those candles that keep relighting and the person keeps trying to blow them out until they're out of breath. ;)

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female_username

Wow, Donna, that's twice you've gotten POTD! You're much cooler than I am now.

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Rebel Rebel

i don't get it.

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Mark

bahaha this post is awesome.

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ilikefurrywolves4815 ilikefurrywolves4815

I think you completely **** this one over with the terrible, terrible follow up.

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William_Bill_Clinton William_Bill_Clinton

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