+502 I heard once that when Chuck Norris falls into water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris, but this is false and absurd. Everyone knows that Chuck Norris can't fall! Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The water would be too afraid of Chuck Norris

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gravity would be too afraid of Chuck Norris

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel very bad for the people who hit no way...I'm scared for them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And why is that?Overused bad jokes are gonna bore me to death?Oh wait...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hopefully. One less hater on here wouldn't be a shame.

by Anonymous 13 years ago