+576 Before the King went away, he had a chasity belt put on his wife that would act like a mini guillotine if any Knight tried to have sex with her. When he returned, he ordered all pants to be dropped. Sure enough, the Knights had half a penis, except for one. "Well done!" Cried the King. "I am proud! But how did you resist?" The Knight was speechless, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

don't call me stupid, but i don't get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oral. Nuff said ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

okay im embarrassed i don't get it :S was he gay?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe? i didnt get it either, lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he dosn't have tongue, it got cut off

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, he got his tongue cut off. *sexual innuendo* :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oral sex? Didnt hit home plate yet. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Emma-Li): ooo :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It took me forty seconds to get the joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I finally understood a post that a lot of people don't! :D I'm normally with the confused people. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

can somebody please explain this to me???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oral sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:D that's funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I understood this immediatley. Guess I'm just a perv like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha! nice ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was probably not oral since then they would lose they're tongue, id guess he's just gay

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was oral, because he lost his tongue. That's why he was speechless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

took me 2 reads but i got it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how does this mean oral sex? i still dont get it!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He is speechless because his tounge got cut off while he was down there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What are you, ten years old? Go play hide and seek or something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ohhhhh, i get it (; took me long enough.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahhh, I get it. That's clever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am the type of person that laughs when the joke is first told, laughs 2 minutes later when someone explains it to me, then laughs 5 minutes later when I actually get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're cool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had to read this four times and the comments to get it. D;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

same here

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry, that was just stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh wow, I didn't get it till I saw the other comments XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read it, and knew it was oral, but I didnt know exactly how, I was linking his neck got cut or something, but now it all m.akes sense

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had to think about this for way too long. Hmmz. :'D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had to read the comments to get this ^_^' Funny though =D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought it was a short dick joke. But then it became clear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just had an "OOOOOHHH" moment xP

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@451369, @451376, @471427, @474365, he was licking her vagina. LICK, LICK, LICK.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@451369, @451376, @471427, @474365, he was licking her vagina. LICK, LICK, LICK. SNIP, OOWW!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@451376 @471427 @474365 He was licking her pussy. LICK, LICK, LICK, SNIP, OOOOWWWWW!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago